Let’s be honest, if you’re reading this right now, you’re probably trying to look productive but are instead screwing around on the Internet. And even if you are a good worker bee, there are times when you just can’t handle being in that halogen-lit cube another second. Unfortunately, most of us only get two weeks a year of vacation. So if your two weeks are used up and you’re still aching to get outside and enjoy some fresh air and exercise, here are five fool-proof excuses to miss work … More