I’m going to go out on a limb and say that a safe 102% of the readers of this site are fans of both cars and a vast and disgusting variety of sexual acts. And that’s great. My stand on cars is well established (quite pro) and when it comes to sex, I can’t think of a more enjoyable way to get the maximum genetic diversity to my offspring. Plus, it gives my genitals something to do other than pee all the time, which any old stupid catheter could do, and probably better.
Plus, with many folks temporarily relocated to family members’ houses this time of year, the idea of sex in a car may be sounding more appealing than usual. So, with that in mind, we decided a practical, honest, and useful Jalopnik Sex In Cars Guide was just what everyone needs … More