I have a friend, let’s call her Magdalene, who was picked up at the Keller in Thredbo. Now, if you know the Keller you know it’s named after Helen Keller because that’s how blind you have to be to go there.
Every ski resort has a Keller – the kind of bar-come-nightclub where your feet stick to the dance floor, only you don’t notice in your drunken state  … More