Being a female in the sausage party that is mountain biking comes with some benefits: If we get a mechanical, good Samaritans instantly appear offering help (note to single guys: the time to ask a girl out is not while you’re demonstrating your mini-pump skills.) And we never experience the physics-defying act of sitting on one’s own balls. Seriously, how the hell does that happen?
But there are drawbacks, too. De-spandexing for a mid-ride leak is like removing bologna casing with stumps for hands. And when trying something  … Pictures & More