The American Medical Association has weighed in on the newÂ economic stimulus package:
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not toÂ make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but theÂ Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve!
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea very shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said,Â ‘Oh, Grow up!’
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while theÂ RadiologistsÂ could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing!
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the PlasticÂ Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists wereÂ pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, and the CardiologistsÂ didn’t have the heart to say no!
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up toÂ theÂ assholes in Washington . Dang!