If you’re an avid reader of the gossip magazines, you’ll be familiar with the phenomenon of Stand Up Paddleboarding (SUP).
You may not be aware of the name, but you’ll have seen the pictures of Jennifer Aniston, Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson standing astride a surfboard, paddle in hand, all tanned and toned, like the living glyphs of Polynesian deities.
As the SUP craze hits the beaches like a Hawaiian-shirted Kabbalah, the rich and famous are falling over themselves to be papped on a paddleboard. And if old codgers such as Pierce Brosnan and Sting have been snapped having a go, how hard can it be?
“Right now, on a scale where one is easy and 10 is… Details