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When the original Batmobile rolled across the auction block at last year’s  Barrett-Jackson auction, there was a familiar, gold bespectacled face on the  stage to help sell the iconic ride. It was George Barris, who took over  construction of the original car from Dean Jeffries in 1965. With all that cash,  and with all the legitimate credits to his name – the Voxmobile, the Batmobile,  the Beverly Hillbillies’ jalopy and hundreds of other cars – what would possess  a guy to tarnish his own reputation by reinventing history, taking credit for  things he never built?  There’s some pathological need to be involved with every  automotive creation in the last 50 years that defies explanation.

The Black Beauty

Dean Jeffries designed and built the Black Beauty for the TV show The Green Hornet. According to Karl Kirchner, who owns one of the two Black Beauty cars built for the show and runs  …  More

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I’m going to go out on a limb and say that a safe 102% of the readers of this site are fans of both cars and a vast and disgusting variety of sexual acts. And that’s great. My stand on cars is well established (quite pro) and when it comes to sex, I can’t think of a more enjoyable way to get the maximum genetic diversity to my offspring. Plus, it gives my genitals something to do other than pee all the time, which any old stupid catheter could do, and probably better.

Plus, with many folks temporarily relocated to family members’ houses this time of year, the idea of sex in a car may be sounding more appealing than usual. So, with that in mind, we decided a practical, honest, and useful Jalopnik Sex In Cars Guide was just what everyone needs   …  More

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She told mummy, soon as we walked in the door!

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ON THE HAWAIIAN ISLANDS, THE MORES OF CONDUCT ARE MANY AND VARIED. DO NOT WEAR SHOES IN A HOUSE. Do not bring sand in a house. Do not stare unnecessarily at locals. Do not paddle for the same wave a local is paddling for because no, he will not miss it. Punishment for transgression is swift and harsh. It is three times as swift and four times as harsh if the transgressor happens to be a haole.

The exact origin of the word “haole” [pronounced HOW-lee] is lost in the mists of time. Some say its literal translation is “no breath,” referring to people who were unfamiliar with the Polynesian greeting of touching noses and inhaling each other’s breath. Others insist it means “robber” or “lazy.” Whether “no breath,” “robber” or “lazy,” any surfer who has been to the Hawaiian Islands assumes that, today, it simply means   …  More

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