I know, I’m not a great mountain biker. I haven’t ridden a mountain bike since COLLEGE. Flame all you want, you’re wasting your time.
So I found an indoor mountain biking course a little north of Milwaukee. Apparently, it’s a satellite operation of one in Cleavland too. And for reasons I don’t 100% comprehend, they’re closing this weekend and reopening October. I don’ t get it.
So I decided to haul my old, broken self out there to try it out. Crash reel coming sooner or later, depending. Thankfully, they loan helmets, knee and elbow pads with paid admission. Or it’d hurt a LOT more