{"id":96030,"date":"2014-07-10T13:24:49","date_gmt":"2014-07-10T20:24:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=96030"},"modified":"2014-07-10T13:24:49","modified_gmt":"2014-07-10T20:24:49","slug":"5-fail-proof-excuses-to-miss-work-and-head-outdoors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=96030","title":{"rendered":"5 fail-proof excuses to miss work and head outdoors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Let\u2019s be honest, if you\u2019re reading this right now, you\u2019re probably trying to look productive but are instead screwing around on the Internet. And even if you are a good worker bee, there are times when you just can\u2019t handle being in that halogen-lit cube another second. Unfortunately, most of us only get two weeks a year of vacation. So if your two weeks are used up and you\u2019re still aching to get outside and enjoy some fresh air and exercise, here are five fool-proof excuses to miss work\u00a0\u00a0 &#8230;\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.grindtv.com\/lifestyle\/pro-active\/post\/5-fail-proof-excuses-to-miss-work-and-head-outdoors\/\" target=\"_blank\">More<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\" target=\"_blank\">Stoked News<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let\u2019s be honest, if you\u2019re reading this right now, you\u2019re probably trying to look productive but are instead screwing around on the Internet. And even if you are a good worker bee, there are times when you just can\u2019t handle being in that halogen-lit cube another second. Unfortunately, most of us only get two weeks [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=96030"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96030\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":96031,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96030\/revisions\/96031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=96030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=96030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=96030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}