{"id":93327,"date":"2014-04-22T20:59:32","date_gmt":"2014-04-23T03:59:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=93327"},"modified":"2014-04-22T20:59:32","modified_gmt":"2014-04-23T03:59:32","slug":"women-quite-possibly-hate-your-stupid-sexy-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=93327","title":{"rendered":"Women Quite Possibly Hate Your Stupid &#8220;Sexy&#8221; Car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Stop stealing pens from your work to resell on Craigslist in hopes of funding that purchase of a sexy new car to attract women.\u00a0Turns out, women give zero fucks about how &#8220;hot&#8221; your car is.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">According to The New York Post, America&#8217;s source for the most reputable and stringent sexual attraction news, woman are kind of &#8220;meh&#8221; about so-called &#8220;pussy magnet&#8221; mobiles.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A Harris poll commissioned by dating site AnastasiaDate found \u00a0\u00a0 &#8230;\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/jezebel.com\/women-quite-possibly-hate-your-stupid-sexy-car-1565962310\/+zacestrada\" target=\"_blank\">More<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\" target=\"_blank\">Stoked News<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stop stealing pens from your work to resell on Craigslist in hopes of funding that purchase of a sexy new car to attract women.\u00a0Turns out, women give zero fucks about how &#8220;hot&#8221; your car is. According to The New York Post, America&#8217;s source for the most reputable and stringent sexual attraction news, woman are kind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66,7,11,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-auto-misc","category-automobile","category-misc","category-sports-car"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93327"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93328,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93327\/revisions\/93328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}