{"id":85409,"date":"2013-10-17T21:27:22","date_gmt":"2013-10-18T04:27:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=85409"},"modified":"2013-10-17T21:27:22","modified_gmt":"2013-10-18T04:27:22","slug":"how-to-ruin-your-skateboarding-career","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=85409","title":{"rendered":"HOW TO RUIN YOUR SKATEBOARDING CAREER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">While I was compiling this list, the first thing I thought about were the commenters who will say, \u201cUhmmmm, so-and-so did one of these things and he\u2019s the fucking MAN!\u201d It\u2019s true. Gifted people get away with crazy shit, that\u2019s the nature of genius. When I see Mark Gonzales wearing pink pants and some weird hat, I don\u2019t see an eccentric older person, I imagine a mobbed the fuck out kickflip over his gap and how much he\u2019s done for planet earth, let alone skating. He\u2019s an original and that\u2019s why he\u2019s a legend.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Despite the outliers (which I will detail for you), I\u2019m confident in saying that\u00a0\u00a0 &#8230;\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jenkemmag.com\/home\/2013\/10\/17\/how-to-ruin-your-skateboarding-career\/\" target=\"_blank\">More<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\">www.stokednews.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I was compiling this list, the first thing I thought about were the commenters who will say, \u201cUhmmmm, so-and-so did one of these things and he\u2019s the fucking MAN!\u201d It\u2019s true. Gifted people get away with crazy shit, that\u2019s the nature of genius. When I see Mark Gonzales wearing pink pants and some weird [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-board-sports","category-skateboard-mountain-board"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85409"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85410,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85409\/revisions\/85410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}