{"id":76567,"date":"2013-03-13T13:53:57","date_gmt":"2013-03-13T20:53:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=76567"},"modified":"2013-03-13T19:25:41","modified_gmt":"2013-03-14T02:25:41","slug":"attack-dolphins-on-the-loose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=76567","title":{"rendered":"Attack Dolphins on the Loose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A dolphin army with special knives or pistols fixed to their heads is now on the loose in European waters, a Ukrainian newspaper said on Wednesday.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A report in Ria Novost made the outrageous claim Tuesday that trained dolphins from the Ukrainian Navy &#8212; specially outfitted with weaponry &#8212; had swam away from their handlers in February, probably hunting for mates.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Control over dolphins was\u00c2\u00a0 &#8230;\u00c2\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/science\/2013\/03\/13\/ukrainian-attack-dolphins-not-roaming-seas-for-romance\/?intcmp=features\" target=\"_blank\">More<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\">www.stokednews.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A dolphin army with special knives or pistols fixed to their heads is now on the loose in European waters, a Ukrainian newspaper said on Wednesday. A report in Ria Novost made the outrageous claim Tuesday that trained dolphins from the Ukrainian Navy &#8212; specially outfitted with weaponry &#8212; had swam away from their handlers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76567"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76580,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76567\/revisions\/76580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}