{"id":73988,"date":"2013-01-07T14:06:11","date_gmt":"2013-01-07T21:06:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=73988"},"modified":"2013-01-07T14:06:11","modified_gmt":"2013-01-07T21:06:11","slug":"i-have-a-problem%e2%80%a6bike-addiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=73988","title":{"rendered":"I have a problem\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6bike addiction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">My name is Steve Walker. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m a butcher, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m married (sometimes happily, sometimes not), have two kids, a cat, an artificial greenhouse (that blows over in 5mph winds), two deep filled vegetable plots (that the local cats use as their toilet), a water feature (that has never worked and gives me electric shocks), a tree in the garden (that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s so big that friggin giants move in and out of it, and it blocks out the day light and costs a fortune to have pruned), a badger (which I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t actually own) with a bad attitude, who attacks me on my weekly night ride, and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve got a strange obsession with alpacas and why they look just like lamas, but are called alpacas.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">However, my biggest problem is that I\u00c2\u00a0 &#8230;\u00c2\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/dirt.mpora.com\/news\/i-have-a-problem-bike-addiction.html\" target=\"_blank\">More<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\">www.stokednews.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My name is Steve Walker. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m a butcher, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m married (sometimes happily, sometimes not), have two kids, a cat, an artificial greenhouse (that blows over in 5mph winds), two deep filled vegetable plots (that the local cats use as their toilet), a water feature (that has never worked and gives me electric shocks), a tree [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,6,38,39,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bmx","category-cycling","category-cyclocross","category-mt-bike","category-road-bike"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=73988"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73989,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73988\/revisions\/73989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=73988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=73988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=73988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}