{"id":5240,"date":"2009-03-20T14:09:07","date_gmt":"2009-03-20T21:09:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=5240"},"modified":"2009-03-20T20:55:36","modified_gmt":"2009-03-21T03:55:36","slug":"skate-inline-mercury-in-line-skates-let-you-glide-on-a-shock-absorbed-cushion-of-air","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=5240","title":{"rendered":"Skate inline &#8211; Mercury In-Line Skates Let You Glide On a Shock-Absorbed Cushion Of Air"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-5241\" title=\"mercury-1_01\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/2009\/03\/mercury-1_01-150x112.jpg\" alt=\"mercury-1_01\" width=\"150\" height=\"112\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/mercury-1_01-150x112.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/mercury-1_01-600x450.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/mercury-1_01.jpg 804w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not a skater, ice or otherwise, as I have this thing about looking like a complete idiot as I am being hauled off in an ambulance with various broken bones and bruised pride. That said I gotta admit if I was an inline skater these would be so damn sweet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Hell it might even be worth the ambulance ride but &#8230;. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.inquisitr.com\/20331\/screw-the-back-to-the-future-hoverboard-these-rule\/\" target=\"_blank\">Details<\/a><\/p>\n<div>\n[ad#cor1]<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not a skater, ice or otherwise, as I have this thing about looking like a complete idiot as I am being hauled off in an ambulance with various broken bones and bruised pride. That said I gotta admit if I was an inline skater these would be so damn sweet. Hell it might even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-skate-roller-inline-ice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5240"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5244,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5240\/revisions\/5244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}