{"id":24337,"date":"2009-11-28T23:55:38","date_gmt":"2009-11-29T06:55:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=24337"},"modified":"2009-11-28T23:55:38","modified_gmt":"2009-11-29T06:55:38","slug":"scuba-diving-the-%e2%80%9cunofficial%e2%80%9d-rules-of-scuba-diving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=24337","title":{"rendered":"Scuba Diving &#8211; The \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Unofficial\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Rules of Scuba Diving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Unofficial\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Rules of Scuba Diving<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">* Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t take up diving to get a suntan.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">* People who look good with a mask on are usually ugly without one.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">* Inverse Law of Patches: A diver\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s ability is inversely proportional to the number of patches they wear.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">* Diving unprotected\u00c2\u00a0 &#8230;\u00c2\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scubadivemaldives.com\/rules-of-scuba-diving.html\" target=\"_blank\">Details<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\">www.stokednews.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Unofficial\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Rules of Scuba Diving * Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t take up diving to get a suntan. * People who look good with a mask on are usually ugly without one. * Inverse Law of Patches: A diver\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s ability is inversely proportional to the number of patches they wear. * Diving unprotected\u00c2\u00a0 &#8230;\u00c2\u00a0 Details www.stokednews.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-scuba-diving-snorkeling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24337"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24339,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24337\/revisions\/24339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}