{"id":16264,"date":"2009-07-11T14:56:43","date_gmt":"2009-07-11T21:56:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=16264"},"modified":"2009-07-11T14:59:28","modified_gmt":"2009-07-11T21:59:28","slug":"jokes-the-american-medical-association-has-weighed-in-on-the-new-economic-stimulus-package","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=16264","title":{"rendered":"Jokes – The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package ?"},"content":{"rendered":"

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new\u00c2\u00a0economic stimulus package:<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to\u00c2\u00a0make any rash moves.<\/span><\/p>\n

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the\u00c2\u00a0Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve!<\/span><\/p>\n

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ophthalmologists considered the idea very shortsighted.<\/span><\/p>\n

Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said,\u00c2\u00a0‘Oh, Grow up!’<\/span><\/p>\n

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the\u00c2\u00a0Radiologists\u00c2\u00a0could see right through it.<\/span><\/p>\n

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing!<\/span><\/p>\n

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic\u00c2\u00a0Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”<\/span><\/p>\n

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were\u00c2\u00a0pissed off at the whole idea.<\/span><\/p>\n

The Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists\u00c2\u00a0didn’t have the heart to say no!<\/span><\/p>\n

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to\u00c2\u00a0the\u00c2\u00a0assholes in Washington . Dang!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new\u00c2\u00a0economic stimulus package: The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to\u00c2\u00a0make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the\u00c2\u00a0Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve! The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[82],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes-cartoons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16264"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16270,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16264\/revisions\/16270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}