{"id":151171,"date":"2019-06-07T18:17:51","date_gmt":"2019-06-08T01:17:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=151171"},"modified":"2019-06-07T18:17:51","modified_gmt":"2019-06-08T01:17:51","slug":"i-rode-around-san-francisco-with-a-pool-noodle-attached-to-my-bike-heres-what-went-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=151171","title":{"rendered":"I rode around San Francisco with a pool noodle attached to my bike. Here&#8217;s what went down."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;F&#8212; you, b&#8212;-,&#8221; a man shouts at me from the rolled-down window of his silver sedan.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re at the intersection of Fifth and Mission. I&#8217;m stopped at the light in the right lane, astride my bicycle, and the angry silver sedan man is right behind me. He wants to turn right on red.<\/p>\n<p>Under most circumstances, an obviously hurried driver such as this one would simply weave around a cyclist, scooching within inches of the bicycle to shave a few seconds off his drive time\u00a0\u00a0 &#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/travel\/resources\/transit\/article\/pool-noodle-bicycle-safety-protected-lane-bike-13923482.php?utm_source=newsletter&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_content=headlines&amp;utm_campaign=sfg_topothebay\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">More<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Stoked News<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;F&#8212; you, b&#8212;-,&#8221; a man shouts at me from the rolled-down window of his silver sedan. We&#8217;re at the intersection of Fifth and Mission. I&#8217;m stopped at the light in the right lane, astride my bicycle, and the angry silver sedan man is right behind me. He wants to turn right on red. Under most [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,41,73],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cycling","category-road-bike","category-video-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=151171"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151171\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":151172,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151171\/revisions\/151172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=151171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=151171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=151171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}