{"id":148133,"date":"2019-01-11T20:25:30","date_gmt":"2019-01-12T03:25:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=148133"},"modified":"2019-01-11T20:25:30","modified_gmt":"2019-01-12T03:25:30","slug":"blanket-bans-on-surfing-are-illegal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=148133","title":{"rendered":"\u201cBlanket bans on surfing are illegal!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"lead\">It&#8217;s a new day in Florida!<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019ll be happy to know that, last night, Orlando\u2019s finest did not descend upon the palatial estate I am lucky to be sharing with Matt Warshaw and David Lee Scales. They did not rouse me from slumber and drag me down to the station, unkempt and red-eye\u2019d, for questioning in regards to a charge of violent physical assault and\/or emotional distress from one A. Goggans.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not out of the woods yet, though\u00a0 &#8230;\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">More<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Stoked News<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a new day in Florida! You\u2019ll be happy to know that, last night, Orlando\u2019s finest did not descend upon the palatial estate I am lucky to be sharing with Matt Warshaw and David Lee Scales. They did not rouse me from slumber and drag me down to the station, unkempt and red-eye\u2019d, for questioning [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-148133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-surf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=148133"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":148134,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148133\/revisions\/148134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=148133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=148133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=148133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}