{"id":112110,"date":"2015-11-09T20:33:38","date_gmt":"2015-11-10T03:33:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=112110"},"modified":"2015-11-09T20:33:38","modified_gmt":"2015-11-10T03:33:38","slug":"the-10-commandments-of-surfing-by-tom-morey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/?p=112110","title":{"rendered":"The 10 Commandments of Surfing by Tom Morey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When Tom Morey speaks, we should all listen. The inventor of bodyboarding (or boogieboarding, as he prefers to say) notes that he is &#8220;neither Moses nor Neptune&#8217;s spokesman,&#8221; but he accepted SurferToday&#8217;s challenge to write down the ten commandments of surfing, with three extra bullets. Take it away, Mr. Morey.<\/p>\n<p>Surfer, think royally. Surfing is not democratic. Majority does not rule. Only royalty rules. Royalty as in Kings, Queens, Jacks, Aces; all the rest is basically flotsam and jetsam.<\/p>\n<p>Surfing is not even a sport. Has no established borders, court, time period. There are no agreed upon\u00a0\u00a0 &#8230;\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.surfertoday.com\/surfing\/12347-the-10-commandments-of-surfing-by-tom-morey?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+surfertoday%2Fsurfing+%28Surfing+News+%7C+SurferToday.com%29\" target=\"_blank\">More<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\" target=\"_blank\">Stoked News<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Tom Morey speaks, we should all listen. The inventor of bodyboarding (or boogieboarding, as he prefers to say) notes that he is &#8220;neither Moses nor Neptune&#8217;s spokesman,&#8221; but he accepted SurferToday&#8217;s challenge to write down the ten commandments of surfing, with three extra bullets. Take it away, Mr. Morey. Surfer, think royally. Surfing is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,73],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-surf","category-video-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=112110"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":112111,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112110\/revisions\/112111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=112110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=112110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stokednews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=112110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}